JOE: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Joe.
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TEACHER: Thaddy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
THADDY: You told me to do it without using the tables.
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TEACHER: Martin, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
MARTIN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
MARTIN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Sera, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
SERA: Me!
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TEACHER: Magreth, why do you always get so dirty?
MAGRETH: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand......
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TEACHER: Now, Epiphany , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
EPIPHANY: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Peter , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
PETER: No sir, It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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